That 70's Show
Look, my first snowball. I love snow so much, my fingers are numb with joy. -Fez
If this is about maturity, I want nothing to do with it. -Michael Kelso
Opportunity does not knock, then knock again, then leave a note saying "sorry I missed you". -Fez
Look, the sooner you realize I'm a genius, the better off we'll both be. -Jackie Burkhardt
All families are embarassing. If they're not embarassing, they're dead. -Kitty Foreman
Comedy Time
Most quotes I have posted relate to life lessons or more important topics than just a light hearted laugh. I put That's 70's Show in it's own spot because I thought that this would be a good section for comedy quotes, with a good life lesson or inspiring meaning behind it.