Modern Family
_How awesome are people? -said by Phil
_That's how Craigslist works. Total strangers sell you things like signed vintage baseball cards that make your father-in-law respect you for an afternoon. -said by Phil
Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son
Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son
Are you happy? You have reduced me to a person who eats a shoe. -said by Gloria